2015 Classic: The Tinder 2015
“I found a match!” “Is it a human or a bot selling webcams?” “I’ll tell you after the first round.” Part of the 53 Bar… Read More »2015 Classic: The Tinder 2015
2015 Legacy: The 128GB iPhone
Why was it a big deal? Because you could finally record 10 minutes of 4K video before the “Storage Full” message ruined your life. Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The 128GB iPhone
2015 Legacy: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Kombucha”? Because 2015 was the year “Fermented Tea” became the official office probiotic. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The New Year Toast
2014 Archive: The 2014 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Wake-up Call”? Because we realized the “Peace Dividend” was spent, and the 21st century was going to be… Read More »2014 Archive: The 2014 Final Vibe
2012 Archive: The 4G LTE Expansion
Why was the traveler crying? Because he found a 4G signal and it was so fast he spent his entire monthly data limit in 14… Read More »2012 Archive: The 4G LTE Expansion
2012 Legacy: Fifty Shades of Grey Mania
Why was everyone reading on their Kindles? Because the “mommy porn” phenomenon arrived, and the privacy of an e-reader was the only way to read… Read More »2012 Legacy: Fifty Shades of Grey Mania
2012 Legacy: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Story
2011 Classic: The Poet
“The glass orb is a frozen tear of a dying star.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Classic: The Poet
2010 Archive: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For offering “Free Wi-Fi” which he considered “unfair competition for his billable data plan.” Part of the 48… Read More »2010 Archive: The Library
2009 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette