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2007 Classic: The Sailor

 “A dark room is just a sea with the tides turned off.”

Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9809/17/1997 14:39Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@SpaceJam_Fan02/10/1997 17:16Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Gladiator_Maximus02/27/2005 11:16Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Hercules_Xena12/07/2000 07:49By the gods, this is a funny one!
@MTV_Unplugged01/25/2003 02:49Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Confused_Travolta10/28/2009 14:36Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Challenge_Acc08/12/1998 11:57Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Net_Neutrality02/02/2011 00:24Equality for all jokes!
@Tablet_User_1010/08/2003 19:44Tapping my way to a good mood.
@Streamer_Pro_9912/23/1998 23:36Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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