Why did Facebook change its name? Because Mark Zuckerberg wanted us to live in a virtual world where we could high-five our friends as legless avatars, while the real world was still trying to figure out how to fix the “Like” button.
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🔥 Top 10: 2016-2025 Contemporary Joke Archive
2025 Classic: The Launch of the "Billionaire Tax" (Global Agreement)
Why was the news so shocked? Because 2025 was the year the world...read more »
2024 Classic: The Launch of GPT-4o
Why was she flirting with me? Because OpenAI gave their AI a voi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Post-Search" Era
Why did we stop "Googling"? Because in 2025, we just asked our g...read more »
2023 Classic: The Launch of "Skyrim" on Toasters (Metaphorically)
Why was it still everywhere? Even in 2023, Todd Howard found a w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Protein-Print" Kitchen
Why was the steak a 3D file? Because home meat-printers became a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Launch of "Disney World VR"
Why were we standing in line in our living rooms? Because Disney...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Launch of the "MSCHF Big Red Boots"
Why were people wearing Astro Boy's shoes? 2023 fashion decided ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro Launch
Why were people walking around looking like "Glassholes 2.0"? Be...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal eating a sandwich" 2.0
Why were we still staring at him? Because 2024 was the year we r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retirement" of the Last 2G Network
Why was the old Nokia crying? Because 2025 was the year the last...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "Brain-Rot" Cure
Why were kids reading paper books? Because 2025 saw a massive ba...read more »
2025 Archive: The Universal Translator Earbuds
Why was everyone a polyglot? Because real-time translation becam...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Fever
Why was a baby hippo so bouncy? Because a pygmy hippo in Thailan...read more »
2023 Archive: The Launch of "BeReal" (The Decline)
Why did I miss the notification? By 2023, "authenticity" started...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
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