2019 Legacy: The Area 51
A group of guys walk in wearing tinfoil hats. The bartender asks, “Heading to Nevada?” They say, “We’re going to naruto-run into the back room… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Area 51
2018 Legacy: The Alexa Eavesdropping
Why did the lawyer buy a second Alexa? To witness the first Alexa’s testimony. Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Alexa Eavesdropping
2017 Classic: The Fidget Spinner Interrogation
Picking up a child’s plastic spinning toy from the living room floor and asking if this is a high-tech spare part for the lawnmower or… Read More »2017 Classic: The Fidget Spinner Interrogation
2016 Legacy: The Hell or High Water Grit
A movie that made me want to rob a bank in Texas, but I’d probably just get a parking ticket. Part of the 79 Observational… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hell or High Water Grit
2016 Classic: Hillary’s America Sweep
Why did Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party win Worst Picture? Because the Razzies decided that Dinesh D’Souza’s performance as “The Guy Explaining Everything”… Read More »2016 Classic: Hillary’s America Sweep
2015 Classic: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force &… Read More »2015 Classic: The Annie
2013 Vintage: Miley Cyrus (VMAs)
Why was 2013 the year of the “Twerk”? Because Miley Cyrus decided that the best way to say goodbye to Hannah Montana was to dance… Read More »2013 Vintage: Miley Cyrus (VMAs)
2013 Legacy: The “Brave” Victory
Why did Pixar win again? Because the Academy decided that a Scottish girl with curly hair is more “Art” than a video game villain (Wreck-It… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Brave” Victory
2013 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jim Parsons? Because the Emmys love Sheldon Cooper more than Sheldon loves his “spot” on the couch. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2012 Legacy: One Direction (Take Me Home)
Why were they still everywhere? Because in 2012, they realized that “Live While We’re Young” meant touring the world until every teenage girl had a… Read More »2012 Legacy: One Direction (Take Me Home)