1996 Vintage: The Light Bulb
Why did the dad take a ladder to the light bulb shop? He wanted to see the “high-lights.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Light Bulb
1996 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? I had to knock! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Isabel
1996 Legacy: The Dial-Up Disconnect
Why did the student fail to turn in their research paper? Because their mom picked up the landline telephone to call grandma exactly 95% through… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Dial-Up Disconnect
1996 Archive: The Amy Van Dyken 4-Gold
Why was the pool in Atlanta “too fast”? Because Amy won four golds, proving that asthma is just a minor inconvenience if you want it… Read More »1996 Archive: The Amy Van Dyken 4-Gold
1996 Legacy: The Soccer Mom Demographic
Why was the 1996 White House obsessed with “Soccer Moms”? Because they realized a woman who can handle twelve screaming eight-year-olds in a minivan is… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Soccer Mom Demographic
1995 Archive: The Fireman
They don’t screw it in; they break the window to let the light in. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Archive: The Fireman
1995 Archive: The Tool Shed
My wife thinks the tool shed is where I go to think. I actually just go there to sit in the dark and eat the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Tool Shed