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1996 Legacy: The Soccer Mom Demographic

Why was the 1996 White House obsessed with “Soccer Moms”? Because they realized a woman who can handle twelve screaming eight-year-olds in a minivan is more powerful than a whole room of Harvard consultants.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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