2012 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue with the GPS? He told the device that its “estimated time of arrival” was a “non-binding verbal estimate.” Part of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
2012 Legacy: One Direction (Take Me Home)
Why were they still everywhere? Because in 2012, they realized that “Live While We’re Young” meant touring the world until every teenage girl had a… Read More »2012 Legacy: One Direction (Take Me Home)
2011 Legacy: The Cleaning
She brought a specialized “dust-detecting” LED light to the guest room. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Cleaning
2009 Legacy: The Best Original Song
Why did “Jai Ho” win? To give every wedding DJ in the world a reason to keep working. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Best Original Song
2009 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“Run toward the light! If you can’t see it, run faster!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Gym Teacher
2009 Archive: The 2009 Legacy
What’s the most 2009 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why ‘LOL’ in an email is a legally binding… Read More »2009 Archive: The 2009 Legacy
2009 Legacy: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a iPad (pre-order) to the funeral? To show the family he was “future-ready” for their money. Part of the 47… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Inheritance
2009 Archive: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Pandemic Paranoia’. That’s a ‘Current Event’ and not a ‘Medical Condition’.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu &… Read More »2009 Archive: The HMO
2008 Vintage: The Guitar Hero III Exhaustion
Why did half the class look like zombies on a Friday morning? It wasn’t the homework; they had spent the entire night clicking five colored… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Guitar Hero III Exhaustion
2008 Archive: The Olympic Distraction
Why was productivity at zero in August? Because everyone was busy watching Michael Phelps win 8 gold medals in a tiny browser window. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Olympic Distraction