2008 Archive: The Olympic Distraction

Why was productivity at zero in August? Because everyone was busy watching Michael Phelps win 8 gold medals in a tiny browser window.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Clueless_Cher05/16/2004 04:45As if! This is too funny.

@Harry_Potter_0112/13/2013 08:19Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Harry_Potter_Ron01/10/2009 17:40Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Optical_Mouse_9905/05/2006 19:27I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@MTV_Unplugged07/04/1997 05:51Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Gremlins_Gizmo09/12/2008 08:31Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Map_Maker_X10/04/2012 20:24The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.