2022 Classic: Zendaya’s Two-peat
Why did she win again at 26? Because her performance in Euphoria is so intense that the Academy is starting to think she’s actually a… Read More »2022 Classic: Zendaya’s Two-peat
2021 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I instinctively showed him my QR code. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition… Read More »2021 Classic: The Reflex
2021 Legacy: Bernie’s Mittens
Why was the 2021 dinner so “Vermont-chic”? Because after the Inauguration, everyone sat in their chairs with their arms crossed, wearing huge wool mittens and… Read More »2021 Legacy: Bernie’s Mittens
2021 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2022, I’m going to finally understand what a ‘non-fungible token’ is.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution
2020 Vintage: The Sophia Popov British Open
Why was it a miracle? Because the world number 304, who almost quit golf, won a Major and proved 2020 loved a plot twist. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sophia Popov British Open
2020 Classic: The TikTok Challenge
She made me do the “Flip the Switch” challenge. I looked terrible in her dress. She looked surprisingly good in my flannels. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The TikTok Challenge
2020 Classic: The Cure
“Is there a cure for 2020?” “Yes. It’s called 2021. But I haven’t seen the trailer yet, so don’t get your hopes up.” Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Cure
2019 Legacy: The “Roxanne” Arizona Zervas
The official song of every 2019 TikTok transition video. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny LCD screen on the back to see… Read More »2019 Archive: The Digital Camera Huddle
2019 Legacy: The Area 51
A group of guys walk in wearing tinfoil hats. The bartender asks, “Heading to Nevada?” They say, “We’re going to naruto-run into the back room… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Area 51