2015 Legacy: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my criticism in hashtags. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Launch of Windows 10
Why did Microsoft skip “Windows 9”? For the same reason politicians skip “Plan B”—because if you go straight to “Plan C,” people forget that “Plan… Read More »2015 Classic: The Launch of Windows 10
2015 Classic: The iPhone “Live Photos”
Why was the boss’s gallery moving? He took a picture of the board and it captured 3 seconds of him sneezing. Part of the 77… Read More »2015 Classic: The iPhone “Live Photos”
2014 Legacy: The Birdman
A guy walks through the bar in his underwear. The bartender says, “Going for the Oscar, or did you just lose a bet?” Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Birdman
2013 Classic: The Hunger Games (Catching Fire) Fan
“Tick tock… the clock is ticking and the bulb is out.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen… Read More »2013 Classic: The Hunger Games (Catching Fire) Fan
2012 Vintage: The Men in Black 3 Time Jump
They actually made a good sequel! Josh Brolin does a better Tommy Lee Jones than Tommy Lee Jones. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Men in Black 3 Time Jump
2012 Vintage: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Mayan Calendar Expert.’ He told me I’m not sick, I’m just ‘Out of Time’. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Specialist
2012 Vintage: The “Bad Luck Brian” Meme
Why did the kid in the plaid vest lose his candy? Because he found a King Size bar, but it turned out to be a… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Bad Luck Brian” Meme
2012 Legacy: The Mo Farah Double
Why was all of London doing the “Mobota”? Because Farah won the 5,000m and 10,000m in front of his home crowd, becoming a national hero… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mo Farah Double
2012 Vintage: The Usher “Climax”
Why the Diplo beat? For the R&B song that sounded like a futuristic panic attack and became an instant classic. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Usher “Climax”