Why did the kid in the plaid vest lose his candy? Because he found a King Size bar, but it turned out to be a prop made of cardboard.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
2022 Legacy: Multiversus
Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.