2005 Classic: The 2005 Trendsetter
One, but they do it while wearing a massive “Livestrong” bracelet and a “Vote for Pedro” shirt. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The 2005 Trendsetter
2005 Archive: Madagascar
Why were the penguins so smart? Because in 2005, they realized that “smile and wave” is the best way to handle any crisis. Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: Madagascar
2005 Legacy: The Ronaldinho FIFA World Player
Why did he win it twice? Because in 2005, he wasn’t just a player—he was a one-man circus that everyone wanted to watch. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Ronaldinho FIFA World Player
2005 Classic: The Kanye West (Late Registration) Fan
“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no 40-watt bulbs.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The… Read More »2005 Classic: The Kanye West (Late Registration) Fan
2004 Legacy: The Apprentice
Why did Donald Trump become a TV icon? Because “You’re fired!” became the favorite catchphrase of every middle manager who wanted to feel like a… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Apprentice
2003 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Edie Falco? For proving that nobody can scream “Tony!” with more emotional depth. Part of the 42 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Angels in… Read More »2003 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2003 Vintage: Best Rap Solo Performance (Female)
Why Missy Elliott for “Work It”? Because she flipped her song and reversed it, and the Academy is still trying to figure out the lyrics.… Read More »2003 Vintage: Best Rap Solo Performance (Female)
2003 Vintage: The Virus
I’m “sick” of dial-up speeds. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Spirit
Stallion of the Cimarron Fan: They don’t change the bulb; they just run free in the dark. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 –… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Spirit
2002 Classic: Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me”
Why was it on every station? Because 2002 was the year we all agreed that raspy vocals and power chords were the official sound of… Read More »2002 Classic: Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me”