2003 Vintage: The Virus

I’m “sick” of dial-up speeds.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

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@Toy_Story_Buzz01/20/2003 14:13To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Rewritable_CD04/28/2011 18:30I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Napster_Search08/18/2001 09:26Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Antivirus_Pro02/26/1997 10:09No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Wrestling_Nut03/04/1998 09:11Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Butthead_Uhhh10/25/2014 11:45Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Double_Rainbow_G02/26/2002 06:44What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat01/05/2011 10:46Heh heh heh. Good one.