1997 Vintage: Harrison Ford (Air Force One)
Why was he the best President? Because he was the only one in 1997 who could tell a terrorist to “Get off my plane!” and… Read More »1997 Vintage: Harrison Ford (Air Force One)
1997 Vintage: Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet (Titanic)
Why did Leo become the “King of the World” in 1997? Because he managed to make every girl on Earth cry over a piece of… Read More »1997 Vintage: Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet (Titanic)
1996 Classic: Bill Clinton’s Macarena
Why did Bill Clinton love 1996? Because the “Macarena” was the only thing in the country with simpler steps than his foreign policy—plus, it let… Read More »1996 Classic: Bill Clinton’s Macarena
1996 Archive: The Discman
Walking together while trying to keep the portable CD player perfectly level so the music doesn’t skip. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Discman
1995 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Kevin Costner? For being the literal wettest action hero in the history of cinema. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls… Read More »1995 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
1995 Archive: The Dial-Up
Why did the blonde scream at her modem? She thought it was a fax machine having a nightmare. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The Dial-Up
1995 Legacy: The Zip Drive Storage Savior
An office manager marvelling at a newly purchased, thick blue disk cartridge that can hold an incredible 100 megabytes of data, claiming that no human… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Zip Drive Storage Savior