2002 Classic: The Corona
A guy asks for a lime and the bartender says, “We’re out. You’ll have to drink your beer like a man.” Part of the 71… Read More »2002 Classic: The Corona
2002 Legacy: The “Happy” Ashanti
More Ashanti. It’s a very Ashanti summer. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Hotel Minibar
Why was the water so expensive? Because in 2002, hotels realized that a thirsty traveler would pay $6 for a bottle of “Artisan Spring Water”… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Hotel Minibar
2001 Legacy: The Barry Bonds 73
Why were the fans in the San Francisco Bay always looking up? Because Bonds hit 73 home runs, making the outfield seats the most dangerous… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Barry Bonds 73
2000 Legacy: The Bring It On Cheers
“Brrr! It’s cold in here!”—every cheerleader in the world just got a new personality. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Bring It On Cheers
2000 Legacy: The High Fidelity List
I’ve started ranking my top five breakups in chronological order. I’m basically John Cusack now. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition… Read More »2000 Legacy: The High Fidelity List
1999 Archive: MSN Messenger
Why did we spend all night “Nudging” people? Because it was the peak of digital flirting, where your “status message” was the most important thing… Read More »1999 Archive: MSN Messenger
1999 Archive: The Tea
Her tea is so hot it’s technically a plasma. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Vince Carter Draft
Why was Toronto suddenly relevant? Because “Vinsanity” arrived with a vertical leap that defied the laws of Canadian physics. Part of the 44 Sports Jokes:… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Vince Carter Draft
1998 Classic: Fidel Castro Meets the Pope (The Follow-up)
Why did Fidel wear a suit? Because even a revolutionary knows you can’t wear a tracksuit to meet the man who has a direct line… Read More »1998 Classic: Fidel Castro Meets the Pope (The Follow-up)