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1998 Vintage: The Vince Carter Draft

Why was Toronto suddenly relevant? Because “Vinsanity” arrived with a vertical leap that defied the laws of Canadian physics.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer03/04/2007 10:06Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/03/2006 09:18You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@SoundBlaster_1610/09/1998 23:40I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Macarena_Dancer09/06/2004 19:28Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Dark_Knight_Joker11/11/2011 05:15Why so serious? Read this joke!
@CRT_Degauss08/06/2012 06:20BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Silk_Road_Ghost09/08/2012 01:39Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Dale_Doback_Fan07/27/2004 13:06Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Dark_Web_Joker04/01/1997 21:26Found this on the deep end of the net.

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