Why did Fidel wear a suit? Because even a revolutionary knows you can’t wear a tracksuit to meet the man who has a direct line to the Guy who invented the afterlife.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
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