2011 Archive: The Kennedy Center Honors Mention
Why the mockery? For being the only show on TV where the average age of the audience is “pre-industrial.” Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2011 Archive: The Kennedy Center Honors Mention
2010 Vintage: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2009 Archive: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the bill. I just bought a new 3D TV.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu… Read More »2009 Archive: The Dentist 2
2008 Classic: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with my social posts. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream for some popcorn! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Ice Cream
2008 Classic: The Love Guru’s Fall
Why did The Love Guru win 3 Razzies? Because Mike Myers spent $60 million to prove that a fake beard and 90 minutes of “marital” puns are… Read More »2008 Classic: The Love Guru’s Fall
2007 Vintage: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Book)
Why were the 2007 wizards so emotional? Because the final book just came out, and everyone was mourning “Dobby” while trying to dodge spoilers on… Read More »2007 Vintage: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Book)
2007 Classic: The 2007 Exit
“Why was 2007 so chaotic?” “Because half the world was shaving their heads and the other half was trying to figure out how to ‘slide to unlock’.”… Read More »2007 Classic: The 2007 Exit
2007 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
“Like the finale of The Sopranos.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The 2007 Cricket World Cup
Why was it a political disaster? Because it lasted so long (58 days) that by the time it finished, three countries had changed their governments… Read More »2007 Archive: The 2007 Cricket World Cup