2018 Legacy: The Stan Lee Fan
One. He shows up for a 2-second cameo to hand you the bulb. Excelsior! Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Stan Lee Fan
2018 Archive: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition… Read More »2018 Archive: The Scared Computer
2018 Vintage: The Golden State “Boogie” Cousins Move
Why was the NBA “broken”? Because the Warriors added a fifth All-Star to a team that was already illegal in 48 states. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Golden State “Boogie” Cousins Move
2017 Archive: The Hurrican Maria (Puerto Rico)
Why was the “Paper Towel Toss” so controversial? Because when a territory is in ruins, “basketball skills” aren’t a substitute for a functioning power grid.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Hurrican Maria (Puerto Rico)
2017 Archive: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” in my face-ID scan. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Pokémon GO Summer
Why was the park full at 2 AM? Because for fourteen glorious days, we all forgot our problems and decided that catching a high-CP Dragonite… Read More »2016 Classic: The Pokémon GO Summer
2016 Vintage: The “Bottle Flip” Craze
Why were kids obsessed with flipping water bottles? Because it was the only thing in 2016 that had a predictable outcome. Part of the 41… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Bottle Flip” Craze
2016 Archive: Hodor (The “Hold the Door” Moment)
Why was the guy crying while holding the front door open? Because Game of Thrones broke our hearts, and we’ll never look at a doorstop… Read More »2016 Archive: Hodor (The “Hold the Door” Moment)
2016 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson “Seven”
Why was he finally a legend? Because he won his 7th NASCAR title, tying Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt and officially becoming “Seven-Time.” Part of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson “Seven”
2016 Vintage: The My Life
I told her my life is an open book. She said, “Yeah, a ‘picture book’—lots of images, very little plot.” Part of the 57 Marriage… Read More »2016 Vintage: The My Life