Why was the guy crying while holding the front door open? Because Game of Thrones broke our hearts, and we’ll never look at a doorstop the same way again.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Was The Mummy
Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!