2024 Classic: The “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” Swell
He sampled J-Kwon from 2004 and turned it into a country-pop hit. 2024 is a “Full Circle” year. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” Swell
2023 Vintage: The “Sprinter” Dave & Central Cee
“Caribbean and Japanese.” The official anthem of every UK summer vibe. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Queen’s Gambit Fever
I just bought a chess set because a girl with big eyes made it look cool. I’ve lost 15 games in a row to a… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Queen’s Gambit Fever
2020 Archive: The “Fake” Crowds
Why did stadiums sound like a game of FIFA 98? Because TV stations played recorded crowd noise so we wouldn’t feel so lonely watching games… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Fake” Crowds
2020 Vintage: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Lack of Vitamin D’ caused by staying inside for 200 days. That’s a ‘Lifestyle Choice’.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The HMO
2019 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2019 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
2019 Classic: The iPhone 11 Pro
It has three cameras. My husband says it’s for “professional photography.” He used it to take a slow-motion video of his own sneeze. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The iPhone 11 Pro
2018 Classic: The “Smocking Gun” Typo
Why did the President spell it with a “g”? Because he wanted to make sure that even his “Evidence” was “Smokin’ Hot.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Smocking Gun” Typo
2018 Legacy: The Stan Lee Fan
One. He shows up for a 2-second cameo to hand you the bulb. Excelsior! Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Stan Lee Fan
2018 Vintage: The Golden State “Boogie” Cousins Move
Why was the NBA “broken”? Because the Warriors added a fifth All-Star to a team that was already illegal in 48 states. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Golden State “Boogie” Cousins Move