“I choose you, 75-Watt!”
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
We’re better than you, and we know it!