2016 Classic: The Trump Victory
Why did Donald Trump win in November? Because he realized that in 2016, America wasn’t looking for a President—they were looking for a Director of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Trump Victory
2016 Archive: The New Year’s Eve 2017
Why was the traveler so relieved? Because 2016 was a year of “The Flip,” “The Brexit,” and “The Pokémon,” and he was ready for a… Read More »2016 Archive: The New Year’s Eve 2017
2016 Archive: The No Man’s Sky
Why was the gamer so disappointed on his flight? Because he’d waited years to “travel the galaxy” on his laptop and realized there was nothing… Read More »2016 Archive: The No Man’s Sky
2015 Classic: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the color of the pavement (it was Blue/Black, obviously).” Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Final Word
2015 Classic: The Leicester City “Impossible” Start
Why were the bookies sweating in late 2015? Because a team that almost got relegated was suddenly top of the Premier League at Christmas, making… Read More »2015 Classic: The Leicester City “Impossible” Start
2015 Archive: Sam Smith’s Clean Sweep
Why did he win 4 awards? Because he thanked the man who broke his heart for helping him win a Grammy—the ultimate “victory lap” over… Read More »2015 Archive: Sam Smith’s Clean Sweep
2014 Archive: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Rosetta Mission (Philae)
Why were scientists cheering for a “washing machine” on a comet? Because landing a probe on a rock flying at 84,000 mph made the 2014… Read More »2014 Archive: The Rosetta Mission (Philae)
2014 Classic: The Sia Fan
One, but they have to do a contemporary dance while wearing a giant blonde wig that covers their eyes. Part of the 66 Light Bulb… Read More »2014 Classic: The Sia Fan
2013 Classic: The B-52
“Light it up like a new smartphone screen.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified