2021 Vintage: The Suicide Squad (The Good One)
James Gunn gave us a shark with a voice and a guy who throws polka dots. 2021 is the year DC found its sense of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Suicide Squad (The Good One)
2021 Vintage: The Virtual Background Baptism
A mission trip presentation in the fellowship hall where the speaker attempts to use a digital green-screen background of the Jordan River, causing his head… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Virtual Background Baptism
2020 Classic: The Pews of Empty Silence
The tech volunteer standing alone in the back of the dark, vacant sanctuary with a single tripod camera, trying to adjust the volume levels while… Read More »2020 Classic: The Pews of Empty Silence
2019 Legacy: The Chernobyl “No Joy” Quote
Why the hit? For the writer’s speech reminding us that “the truth doesn’t care about our needs,” the saddest moment in a room full of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Chernobyl “No Joy” Quote
2019 Archive: The Yesterday Beatles
Why the amnesia? For a movie that asked: “What if nobody remembered the Beatles?” and the answer was: “Ed Sheeran would be even more famous.”… Read More »2019 Archive: The Yesterday Beatles
2019 Legacy: The Jumanji
The Next Level: Why Danny DeVito? For a sequel that proved that the only thing funnier than the Rock is the Rock pretending to be… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Jumanji
2018 Vintage: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Digital Minerals’.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The Fifty Shades Finale
Why did Fifty Shades Freed win Worst Screenplay? For ending the trilogy with a whimper, a luxury car, and dialogue that made actual fan fiction look like… Read More »2018 Archive: The Fifty Shades Finale
2017 Archive: The “Slime” Craze
Why was the haunted house so sticky? Because every kid in 2017 was a “professional slime maker,” and the floors were covered in glittery, neon-colored… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Slime” Craze
2017 Vintage: The Laptop “Windows 10 S”
Why couldn’t the clerk install Chrome? Because Microsoft made a version of Windows that only lets you use their “Edge” (which was still just IE… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Laptop “Windows 10 S”