2013 Classic: The Usain Bolt Moscow Triple
Why was he still the fastest man? Because he swept the 100m, 200m, and 4x100m in the rain, proving that lightning doesn’t mind a little… Read More »2013 Classic: The Usain Bolt Moscow Triple
2012 Classic: The Anthony Davis Draft
Why was New Orleans so “Unibrow” friendly? Because they drafted the kid with the world’s most famous eyebrow, hoping he’d take the Pelicans to the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Anthony Davis Draft
2012 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
2011 Archive: The Sucker Punch Style
Why the visuals? For a movie that was essentially a two-hour music video that no one quite understood but everyone remembered. Part of the 38… Read More »2011 Archive: The Sucker Punch Style
2010 Archive: The Pessimist
“The light was just a distraction from the global cooling… or warming… or whatever it is now.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010… Read More »2010 Archive: The Pessimist
2009 Legacy: The Bold
I’m “italic-izing” my importance. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus
“The Climb.” I told her life’s a climb. She said, “Then start climbing the stairs and put your clothes away.” Part of the 63 Marriage… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus
2009 Classic: The Brett Favre “Viking” Era
Why were people in Green Bay burning jerseys? Because the legendary QB joined their biggest rivals in Minnesota and played so well that the Packers… Read More »2009 Classic: The Brett Favre “Viking” Era
2009 Archive: The Best Sound Editing
Why did The Dark Knight win? Because the sound of the Batpod is the only thing that can wake up an Academy voter after 11… Read More »2009 Archive: The Best Sound Editing
2009 Vintage: The Michael Emerson Win
Why did Ben Linus finally get an Emmy? For proving that being the creepiest man on a mysterious island (Lost) is a very stable career… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Michael Emerson Win