2008 Legacy: The “Celebrity” Ad
Why did McCain compare Obama to Paris Hilton? Because they both had more fans than policy papers, and they both looked better in sunglasses. Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Celebrity” Ad
2008 Classic: The “Labels or Love” Fergie
The Sex and the City theme. Fergie is the queen of the 2008 soundtrack. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive.… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Labels or Love” Fergie
2008 Legacy: The Winamp 5.54
Why was it “The Best”? Because it was the last time the IT guy felt in control of his music library. Part of the 67… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Winamp 5.54
2006 Legacy: The MySpace Decline
Why did the lawyer move his profile to Facebook? He heard the “quality of potential defendants” was higher and the backgrounds didn’t give him a… Read More »2006 Legacy: The MySpace Decline
2005 Legacy: The Pride & Prejudice (Keira Knightley)
A lot of walking in misty fields and looking deeply yearning. It’s very British. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Pride & Prejudice (Keira Knightley)
2004 Legacy: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel who? / Isabel ringing? No, I’m knocking! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Isabel
2003 Vintage: The Window
I’m “looking” through the browser. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Humvee “Soft Doors”
Why were they made of canvas? Because in early 2003, we still thought the Iraqis would greet us with flowers, not sniper fire. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Humvee “Soft Doors”
2002 Classic: American Idol (Kelly Clarkson)
Why was Kelly Clarkson the biggest star of 2002? Because she proved that if you scream loud enough in a cocktail dress, millions of people… Read More »2002 Classic: American Idol (Kelly Clarkson)
2002 Classic: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the wind? For “unauthorized interference with his hairpiece” on the courthouse steps. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The Technicality