2015 Legacy: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but their ‘Health Score’ was too low for a system-wide update.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Transplant
2014 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2014 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
Why Breaking Bad? For proving that blue crystals are the best retirement investment. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Breaking Bad’s Grand… Read More »2014 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
2013 Vintage: The Detective
“The filament was shattered. It wasn’t wear and tear; it was foul play.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Detective
2013 Vintage: The Vine 6-Second Videos
Why were they perfect for 2013? Because six seconds is the exact attention span of a voter reading a “Fact Check.” Part of the 35… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Vine 6-Second Videos
2013 Archive: The Death of James Gandolfini
Why did politicians mourn Tony Soprano? Because they respected a man who could run a complicated organization while wearing a bathrobe and making everyone an… Read More »2013 Archive: The Death of James Gandolfini
2013 Legacy: The Bitstrips Obsession
Why did the boss send a cartoon of himself? Because 2013 was the year we all made creepy avatars of our professional selves. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Bitstrips Obsession
2012 Archive: The Egg
I’m “cracking” under the pressure of the horse dance. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Archive: The Egg
2012 Archive: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” from the abyss. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Mayan Gold” font? To make the client think the debt was ancient and unchangeable. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2012 Classic: The Small Print