2005 Classic: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” through the zoo videos. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Village
Why were the monsters wearing yellow cloaks? Because M. Night Shyamalan told us that “those we do not speak of” are afraid of the color… Read More »2004 Classic: The Village
2002 Legacy: The Bluetooth Earpiece
Why do men wear Bluetooth headsets in 2002? So they can look like Secret Service agents while their wives tell them to pick up milk and kitty… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Bluetooth Earpiece
2001 Vintage: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Robin
2001 Vintage: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboarder go to the bank? To get some “balance.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Skateboard
2001 Archive: The Dale Earnhardt Tragedy
Why was the Daytona 500 so somber? Because NASCAR lost its “Intimidator,” changing the sport’s safety standards and its heart forever. Part of the 52… Read More »2001 Archive: The Dale Earnhardt Tragedy
2000 Classic: The WAP Phone
Why was the traveler staring at his phone for 20 minutes? He was trying to check the weather in Rome using WAP, but he only… Read More »2000 Classic: The WAP Phone
2000 Classic: The American Psycho
“My boss is like Patrick Bateman.” “A serial killer?” “No, he just spends two hours talking about business cards and forgets to pay me.” Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The American Psycho
2000 Legacy: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Orange (End)
2000 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent thinking about lunch? “Nutrition-based strategic planning.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Hourly Rate