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2000 Classic: The WAP Phone

 Why was the traveler staring at his phone for 20 minutes? He was trying to check the weather in Rome using WAP, but he only managed to load a single pixel of a cloud.

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior08/24/2013 07:01I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@WebTV_Viewer01/20/1995 22:49Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@ICQ_Flower06/16/2005 00:58The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Toy_Story_Woody10/12/2003 08:18There is a joke in my boot!
@Pirates_Jack_S03/11/1995 22:23But you have heard of this joke!
@Clans_Leader_9909/16/2013 11:02Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Warcraft_Orc08/07/2011 17:40Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Rage_Comic_Fan04/11/2005 11:02FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Filter_Fanatic01/23/2015 05:33This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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