2020 Legacy: The Poet
“The glass is a transparent mask that no longer filters the light.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Poet
2019 Vintage: The Save
I’m “keeping” the secret of the plot. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The VoIP “Zoom” Standard
Why did the boss say “Can you see my screen?” Because 2019 was the year we realized that “Sharing your Desktop” is the ultimate act… Read More »2019 Classic: The VoIP “Zoom” Standard
2019 Legacy: The “Savage” (Pre-era) Energy
Why was the 2019 4th so “Classy, Bougie, Ratchet”? Because the attitude was there, even before the TikTok dance officially took over the world. Part… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Savage” (Pre-era) Energy
2019 Archive: The Manchester City “Domestic Treble”
Why was Pep Guardiola still not satisfied? Because he won every trophy in England but the Champions League trophy still had “No Entry” signs all… Read More »2019 Archive: The Manchester City “Domestic Treble”
2017 Vintage: The Sangria
“Fruit, wine, and a lack of digital assets.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social skills for a real rooftop party. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Load
2016 Legacy: The South China Sea Ruling
Why did China ignore the UN court in 2016? Because in modern geopolitics, a “Legal Ruling” is no match for a 10,000-foot runway built on… Read More »2016 Legacy: The South China Sea Ruling
2015 Legacy: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but their ‘Health Score’ was too low for a system-wide update.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Transplant
2015 Legacy: The Bieber
“Sorry.” I played this after I forgot the anniversary. She said, “Is it too late now to say sorry? Yes. Yes it is.” Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Bieber