I’m “keeping” the secret of the plot.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
What is this? A joke for ants?
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!