I’m “buffering” my social skills for a real rooftop party.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!