2012 Archive: The Egg

I’m “cracking” under the pressure of the horse dance.

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@Pager_Guy07/31/2002 17:16Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Incredibles_Dash07/27/2005 06:23That was super fast and super funny!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/25/2012 22:37Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@American_Psycho_P11/06/2010 10:01I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Total_Recall_Fan06/10/1996 20:06Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Bam_Margera_Fan03/25/2013 00:29Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/29/2012 23:33One billion... laughs!

@Hi5_Pro_User03/12/2011 06:12High five for this joke!

@Spawn_Camper_J06/08/2002 07:57I’m staying right here until I read every joke.