1997 Vintage: The 1997 Reality
We’re all worried about the Millennium Bug, but we’re still using “1234” as our ATM PIN. Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro… Read More »1997 Vintage: The 1997 Reality
1997 Legacy: The Search Engine
A man told his doctor he diagnosed himself using a search engine. The doctor replied, “Well, the internet says you have ‘Error 404: Health Not… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Search Engine
1997 Legacy: The Pager Upgrade
Why did the lawyer get a two-way pager? So he could tell his clients “I’m in court” while he was actually on his second martini… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Pager Upgrade
1996 Classic: The Golf Ball
Why does a golf ball always look so stressed? Because it gets “hit” all the time. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Golf Ball
1996 Classic: Matilda (Mara Wilson)
Why did kids want to move things with their eyes? Because Danny DeVito made being a bad parent look so fun that we needed superpowers… Read More »1996 Classic: Matilda (Mara Wilson)
1996 Vintage: The “Interoperability” Myth
Why couldn’t the NATO allies talk to each other? Because the Americans were using encrypted digital SATCOM, the British were using VHF, and the local… Read More »1996 Vintage: The “Interoperability” Myth
1995 Archive: The Desert Island
Three guys are stranded on an island. A genie appears and grants each one wish. The first guy says, “I miss my wife,” and vanishes.… Read More »1995 Archive: The Desert Island