2002 Legacy: The Word “Blog”
Why did the intern start an “Online Journal”? He called it a “Web-Log” and promised it would be more popular than the company newsletter. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Word “Blog”
2002 Vintage: Ice Age
Why was the freezer so full? Because the kids were trying to find a prehistoric acorn and a grumpy mammoth before the “thaw” (or before… Read More »2002 Vintage: Ice Age
2002 Vintage: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Orange (End)
2001 Legacy: The Britney vs. Christina
Two guys get into a fight about who is the better pop star. The bartender says, “Whoever wins gets to pay for the jukebox to… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Britney vs. Christina
2001 Legacy: The Coffee
Her coffee is so strong it’s actually starting to eat through the ceramic mug. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod”… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Coffee
2001 Classic: Worst New Star
Why Mariah Carey? Because after this debut, the Razzies wanted to create a “Fastest Return to the Recording Studio” category. Part of the 36 Razzie… Read More »2001 Classic: Worst New Star
2000 Classic: Survivor & Big Brother
Why were we watching people brush their teeth? Because reality TV was born, and we suddenly decided that watching a group of strangers argue over… Read More »2000 Classic: Survivor & Big Brother
1999 Archive: The iMac G3
Why is a 1999 iMac like a mistress? It’s colorful, curvy, expensive, and you have to hide it when your boss comes over because you’re… Read More »1999 Archive: The iMac G3
1998 Archive: The MP3 Downloader
One, but it’ll take 4 hours to “download” the light into the room. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The MP3 Downloader
1997 Legacy: The Pager Upgrade
Why did the lawyer get a two-way pager? So he could tell his clients “I’m in court” while he was actually on his second martini… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Pager Upgrade