2006 Classic: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer have a Twitter account but zero followers? “For security reasons and to maintain an aura of exclusive litigation.” Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Power Move
2006 Vintage: The Mike Krzyzewski 800 Wins
Why was “Coach K” still yelling? Because he reached 800 wins, proving that at Duke, time stands still and the floor is always polished. Part… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Mike Krzyzewski 800 Wins
2006 Archive: The Elder Scrolls
Oblivion Player: One, but it takes 40 hours of gameplay to find the “Soul Gem” to power it. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Elder Scrolls
2005 Archive: The Madagascar Move
Why did everyone “Move It, Move It”? Because the movie made us believe that even a zebra and a hippo could have a better dance… Read More »2005 Archive: The Madagascar Move
2005 Archive: The King Kong Premiere
Why did the President relate to the giant ape? Because he also felt like he was being swarmed by “biplanes” (the media) while trying to… Read More »2005 Archive: The King Kong Premiere
2004 Classic: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: The Postcard
2004 Archive: The Joey Spinoff Joke
Why the laughter? Because no one believed Matt LeBlanc could survive in LA without a fridge full of Monica’s free food. Part of the 41… Read More »2004 Archive: The Joey Spinoff Joke
2004 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “Opportunities for Growth” for me for 2005. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone”… Read More »2004 Legacy: The New Year
2003 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out the obvious. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The “Grip It” GameCube
I’m still carrying my console around by the handle like it’s a very square, very purple briefcase. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Grip It” GameCube