2019 Vintage: The “Ok Boomer” Teen
“Ok Boomer, I’ll change the bulb since you can’t figure out how to use the LED remote.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Ok Boomer” Teen
2019 Legacy: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Email
2017 Vintage: The Guardians 2
“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” “No, you’re just a guy with an umbrella caught in a downpour because you didn’t check the weather app.” Part of the 54… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Guardians 2
2017 Classic: The Wonder Woman Inspiration
Why did the receptionist start wearing gold arm cuffs? She watched the movie and now she’s “defending the office” from unnecessary meetings. Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Wonder Woman Inspiration
2017 Archive: The Cloud
I’m “storing” my life in the clouds. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast (Live Action)
Why were the dishes talking? Because Emma Watson and a CGI teapot made us all believe that “Be Our Guest” was the official anthem of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast (Live Action)
2016 Legacy: The Leicester City 5000-1
Why was every bookie in England looking for a new job? Because Leicester City won the Premier League, completing the greatest underdog story in history… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Leicester City 5000-1
2016 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Pokémon GO plus is vibrating! Part of the 42… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Cargo
2015 Legacy: The “Birdman” vs. “Boyhood” Battle
Why did the one-shot movie beat the 12-year movie? Because the Academy decided that pretending to film a movie in one take is more impressive… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Birdman” vs. “Boyhood” Battle
2015 Legacy: The Revenant
A guy walks in looking like he was mauled by a bear. The bartender asks, “Rough night?” The guy whispers, “I just want an Oscar…… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Revenant