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2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast (Live Action)

Why were the dishes talking? Because Emma Watson and a CGI teapot made us all believe that “Be Our Guest” was the official anthem of the buffet line.

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9611/15/2006 20:40What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@X-Gen_Mark04/09/2000 13:10This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/02/2003 11:29Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Friday_Rebecca07/03/1998 08:07Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@HotBot_User10/04/2015 12:55Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Arthas_Fan_0201/08/2008 16:16Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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