2015 Legacy: The Revenant
A guy walks in looking like he was mauled by a bear. The bartender asks, “Rough night?” The guy whispers, “I just want an Oscar…… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Revenant
2014 Classic: The Facebook Profile Hijack
Accidentally typing a highly detailed question about Grandma’s prescription fiber powder directly into a grandchild’s public birthday timeline instead of a private search bar. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Facebook Profile Hijack
2014 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Vlogger!” “Great, film this guy so he can go viral before he passes out.” Part of the 61… Read More »2014 Classic: The Emergency
2014 Classic: The “Contractor” in Erbil
Why the high salary? Because guarding a “Diplomatic Facility” in 2014 was basically just “Extreme Camping” with better insurance. Part of the 35 Military Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Contractor” in Erbil
2014 Archive: The Billy Crystal Tribute to Robin Williams
Why was it so quiet? Because saying goodbye to the Genie reminded everyone that without laughter, none of this matters. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2014 Archive: The Billy Crystal Tribute to Robin Williams
2014 Legacy: Meghan Trainor (All About That Bass)
Why were we “all about that bass”? Because in 2014, she told us that “no treble” was the only way to live, and we all… Read More »2014 Legacy: Meghan Trainor (All About That Bass)
2013 Legacy: The Birth of “Doge”
Why was it “much wow”? Because a picture of a concerned Shiba Inu with colorful Comic Sans text became the internet’s official language, proving that very… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Birth of “Doge”
2013 Classic: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen… Read More »2013 Classic: The Calculator
2012 Legacy: The “What People Think I Do” Meme
Why was the breakroom full of posters? Everyone was busy explaining that they aren’t actually “Professional Procrastinators.” Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “What People Think I Do” Meme
2011 Legacy: The Rory McIlroy Meltdown and Redemption
Why did Rory go from a 10-shot lead at the Masters to a U.S. Open win? Because he spent 10 weeks learning how to forget… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Rory McIlroy Meltdown and Redemption