2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because “digital detox” became cool, and now she spends 20 minutes trying to text “Merry Xmas”… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
2023 Legacy: The X (Twitter) Logic
“I’m going on X!” “Is it a secret mission?” “No, it’s just Twitter, but Elon renamed it so it sounds like a site your wife wouldn’t… Read More »2023 Legacy: The X (Twitter) Logic
2023 Archive: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” She wants a filter that makes someone look like “a person who has a savings account.” Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The Digital Photo
2022 Classic: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 6. The son-in-law still doesn’t realize I’ve hidden the remote in the freezer.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The Diary
2021 Archive: The Friends Reunion Reality
“They all look so different!” “It’s been 17 years, Martha. If I had a camera crew and a lighting team following me around, I’d still look like… Read More »2021 Archive: The Friends Reunion Reality
2020 Classic: The Bear
I can’t “bear” another day of this. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the news with dread. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Chernobyl? Because Hildur Guðnadóttir made “nuclear disaster” sound hauntingly beautiful. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020 “Bad Guy & The Eilish Takeover”… Read More »2020 Archive: Best Score Soundtrack
2020 Classic: The Hamilton Disney+ Launch
Why was the 4th so “Revolutionary”? Because the musical dropped on July 3rd, and suddenly every Dad was rapping about Alexander Hamilton while flipping patties.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Hamilton Disney+ Launch
2020 Classic: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard stay in the garage? It was “bored” of the driveway. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition… Read More »2020 Classic: The Skateboard