I can’t “bear” another day of this.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.