2011 Classic: The Launch of Siri’s Jokes
Why did the phone cross the road? Because Siri told us she wasn’t allowed to answer that question, but she could search the web for… Read More »2011 Classic: The Launch of Siri’s Jokes
2010 Vintage: The “Airplanes” B.o.B.
I really need a wish right now, mostly because I’m trying to download a movie on a 2010 Wi-Fi connection. Part of the 72 Observational… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Airplanes” B.o.B.
2010 Legacy: The Twitter Hashtag Speech
The English teacher giving out a detention because a student kept vocally saying the word “hashtag” before every single sentence during a serious presentation. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Twitter Hashtag Speech
2010 Classic: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny LCD screen on the back to see… Read More »2010 Classic: The Digital Camera Huddle
2010 Vintage: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the touchscreen generation. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Guitar Hero Sanctuary
The youth pastor bringing a plastic peripheral guitar to the Friday night lock-in, leading forty teenagers in a competitive virtual rock tournament on a bedsheet… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Guitar Hero Sanctuary
2009 Archive: The “Surge” Logistics
Why so much bottled water? Because the “Greatest Military in History” is nothing without a constant supply of plastic-tasting hydration. Part of the 39 Military… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Surge” Logistics
2008 Vintage: The Beijing Opening Ceremony
Why were there 2,008 drummers? Because China wanted to make sure that the rest of the world knew that their “budget” for the Olympics was… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Beijing Opening Ceremony
2008 Legacy: The 2008 Divorce
“Why did they split up?” “He wanted to invest in Gold, she wanted to invest in Groceries. It was a classic ‘Subprime’ disagreement.” Part of the 54… Read More »2008 Legacy: The 2008 Divorce
2008 Legacy: The Netbook Sermon Writing
The pastor attempting to type his Sunday sermon notes on a tiny, 7-inch “netbook” computer, which requires him to squint his eyes and type with… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Netbook Sermon Writing