2001 Legacy: The Monkey Makeup
Why was it a joke? Because Rick Baker did a great job with the masks, but forgot that there were still actors giving bad performances… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Monkey Makeup
2000 Vintage: The “American Beauty” Best Picture
Why did it win? To prove that the “American Dream” is actually a nightmare, but with very expensive cinematography. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “American Beauty” Best Picture
2000 Legacy: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put a screen door on her monitor? She wanted to keep the “digital flies” out. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Monitor
1999 Classic: The Hillary for Senate Rumors
Why did Hillary look at New York in 1999? Because she realized that if she wanted a “House” where she could actually change the locks,… Read More »1999 Classic: The Hillary for Senate Rumors
1997 Classic: The Andre Agassi Dip
Why was he ranked #141? Because Andre lost his focus, his hair, and his motivation, setting the stage for the greatest comeback in tennis history… Read More »1997 Classic: The Andre Agassi Dip
1997 Classic: The Aqua “Barbie Girl” Earworm
It’s been three months and I still can’t get that song out of my head. I think this is what psychological warfare feels like. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The Aqua “Barbie Girl” Earworm
1997 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the mathematician? He was afraid someone on the jury could actually add up his hourly fees. Part of the 47… Read More »1997 Classic: The Jury Selection
1997 Legacy: The Fifth Element
Why was the tree orange? Because Mom loved Milla Jovovich’s hair so much she decided traditional tinsel was “too 20th century.” Part of the 41… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Fifth Element
1996 Legacy: The Fax Confirmation
Why was the reservation lost? Because the hotel’s fax machine ran out of thermal paper and the “confirmation” was just a scream into the void.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Fax Confirmation
1995 Classic: The Hospital Food
I asked what the mystery meat was. The nurse said, “It’s a mystery to us too, that’s why we’re a teaching hospital.” Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The Hospital Food