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2008 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2008 “Android Launch, App Store Mysteries & Flat Screen Standard” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X05/02/1997 22:01Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Floppy_Disk_Hero05/19/1998 17:43I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Sid_Meier_Fan11/25/1997 14:37Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Lion_King_Simba01/28/2013 20:53Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/08/2008 13:26Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Gladiator_Maximus11/02/2003 18:29Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@BBS_Sysop12/31/2001 11:07Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Fight_Club_Member08/04/2000 18:52I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh09/07/2003 13:57Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Dark_Web_Joker06/30/2013 22:36Found this on the deep end of the net.

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