2003 Classic: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive archive.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Buffer
2003 Legacy: The “Boat Trip” Vibe
Why Cuba Gooding Jr.? For proving that winning an Oscar doesn’t prevent you from starring in a movie about a gay cruise that manages to… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Boat Trip” Vibe
2002 Archive: The Resident Evil Movie
Milla Jovovich vs. a supercomputer and zombies. It’s exactly like my office job, but with more shotguns. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Resident Evil Movie
2002 Classic: The DVD Player Price Drop
Why did every bedroom have a movie playing? Because DVD players finally hit $50, and now nobody had to agree on what to watch in… Read More »2002 Classic: The DVD Player Price Drop
2001 Classic: The Home
I’m a gardener. I’m just “rooting” for you. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The 2000 Ending
A guy leaves and says, “See you in the future!” The bartender says, “You’re already there, pal.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Archive: The 2000 Ending
2000 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer check the will? To see if he could sue the estate for “emotional abandonment.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Inheritance
2000 Legacy: The AH-64D Longbow in Europe
Why did the pilots love it? Because the new radar allowed them to hide behind a hill and “peek” at the enemy—the military version of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The AH-64D Longbow in Europe
1999 Classic: The Stone
I’m a sculptor. I’m just rock solid. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The 1999 Optimism
In two days, it’ll be 2000. We’ll finally have silver jumpsuits, robot maids, and no more dial-up noise. Right? Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The 1999 Optimism