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1999 Classic: The Stone

 I’m a sculptor. I’m just rock solid.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover11/07/1999 06:16You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Titanic_Jack03/23/2013 20:35I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/01/2014 19:15I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Snatch_Mickey11/18/2009 12:45Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Hey_Arnold_Fan09/03/2006 20:00Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/06/2009 20:20You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@IMVU_Chatter11/19/2009 12:053D laughs are the best!
@Clans_Leader_9908/27/2000 18:20Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan04/14/2014 20:14Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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