I’m a sculptor. I’m just rock solid.
Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
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62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
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115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
3D laughs are the best!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!