2013 Archive: The End
I’m “logging” off—catch you in 2014! Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The “East China Sea” Disputes
Why were China and Japan arguing over rocks? Because in 2012, an uninhabited island is the perfect place to start a nationalistic argument when your… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “East China Sea” Disputes
2012 Classic: The Dust
I’m “settling” into a new routine. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Lab Rat (11 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Voice Recognition” study? Because the lawyers were the only ones who could talk for 10 hours without saying… Read More »2011 Archive: The Lab Rat (11 Edition)
2011 Legacy: The Bridesmaids Movie
Why were the women so rowdy in Coach? Because they watched the movie and decided that “releasing the kraken” was the only way to survive… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Bridesmaids Movie
2010 Classic: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, did you download the latest ‘Surgery Pro’ update?” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare… Read More »2010 Classic: The Surgeon
2009 Legacy: The Michael Jackson Estate
Why did 500 lawyers attend the MJ memorial? To make sure that “Thriller” wasn’t the only thing with a long-lasting afterlife—they wanted the legal fees… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Michael Jackson Estate
2009 Legacy: The Up (Pixar) Fan
One, but they attach 10,000 balloons to the lamp and fly it to South America. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Up (Pixar) Fan
2009 Legacy: The La Roux Debut
Why the “Bulletproof” hair? For the synth-pop duo that brought the 80s back with a sharp, digital edge. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2009 Legacy: The La Roux Debut
2009 Legacy: The Modern Warfare 2 Launch
Why half the boys in the senior class suddenly developed a mysterious “24-hour stomach bug” the day the ultimate military shooter game hit stores. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Modern Warfare 2 Launch