2022 Archive: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the results page. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Måneskin Eurovision Shock
Why the leather pants? Because a glam-rock band from Italy proved that you could win a pop contest with raw energy and a cover of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Måneskin Eurovision Shock
2021 Vintage: The Space Tourism Race
Why did Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson go to space in ’21? To find a place where they didn’t have to hear about “Infrastructure Bills”… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Space Tourism Race
2020 Legacy: The Space Force Logo
Why did it look like Star Trek? To show that in 2020, the government was finally ready to “Boldly Go” where every sci-fi fan had… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Space Force Logo
2020 Legacy: The “Tenet” Plot
Why was the manager talking backwards? He watched the movie and now he thinks he’s “inverting” the company’s debt. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Tenet” Plot
2019 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Neumorphic”? Because in 2019, if it didn’t look like a soft, extruded piece of plastic, it wasn’t design. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2019 Legacy: The E-mail Priority
She’s started using “Expiration Dates” on her e-mails. If I don’t answer within an hour, the advice becomes an order. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2019 Legacy: The E-mail Priority
2019 Classic: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the “Play” button. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Patrick Mahomes Takeover
Why was the “No-Look Pass” world-famous? Because Mahomes became the starter in Kansas City and started throwing touchdowns like he was playing a video game… Read More »2018 Classic: The Patrick Mahomes Takeover
2018 Vintage: The Maroon 5 & Cardi B “Girls Like You”
Why the rotating celebrities? For the song that stayed in the Top 10 so long we actually forgot what life was like before it existed.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Maroon 5 & Cardi B “Girls Like You”