2016 Vintage: The Ryder Cup “Patrick Reed”

Why was he the “Captain America”? Because he out-dueled Rory McIlroy in a match that had more shouting and fist-pumping than a rock concert.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »

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In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »

Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »

A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »

Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »

Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »

Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »

In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »

In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »

A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »

Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »

Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »

Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »

@SimCity_Mayor03/09/1998 11:55Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules08/09/1995 07:57Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Wild_Thornberry06/19/1995 05:41Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Champ_Kind_Wham03/08/1999 13:23WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Brennan_Huff_X11/03/2005 13:43I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Star_Wars_Kid05/16/2001 21:28I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Hacktivist_Fan10/19/2004 23:21Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@iPhone_User_0705/27/1997 06:27There’s an app for that? No, just this site!