Why didn’t it win Best Picture? Because the Academy decided that a sinking ship is more dramatic than a corrupt police department (barely).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
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